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of paper in the locker room – not just in the online booking facility (which accepted the player and registered them in the competition). Unofficially, a friend with knowledge of the decision claimed it was because a “regular” would be a “more deserving” champ… that alone is outrageous but compounding the issue the word “burglar” was thrown about… “A burglar?” the player asked, “what’s that?”. “Umm,” the friend stumbled, “it’s someone who keeps their handicap high to win competitions”. Understandably, the player was not familiar with this term and found the very concept perplexing. Like any new golfer, they are keen to improve and get their handicap down as rapidly as possible but are vexed by the inconsistency and fluky form familiar to all golfers. Surely no beginner can ever be considered a burglar? Burgl’dom is the exclusive realm of bitter, insecure, small-minded, seasoned golfers who believe themselves smart enough to play the system. Even then it goes against human nature to be marked with an index that is worse than one’s underlying ability. Despite what anecdotal claims are thrown about, the true burglar is a rare breed and extraordinary claims need extraordinary evidence, which does not appear to have been provided in this case. The player’s own claim is extraordinary, and the particulars of this story might be challenged, but the familiarity of it cannot. This scenario and many like it are happening at golf clubs throughout Australia every day. Truly inclusive practices require more than just having the right software systems in place. Clubs should also welcome self-reflection on the human aspects of their golf operations and cultivate a culture that doesn’t tolerate clique-ish

behaviour and exclusion. In a bittersweet footnote – the player was permitted to participate in the “regular” comp on day two – but the score would not be allowed to count for the multi-round comp. They posted another excellent score – easily good enough to win the two-day aggregate which would have earned gold letters on an honour board. A potential proud achievement, but this new club member was denied that feeling of collegiate acceptance and celebration with new friends. Instead, they’re expressing fear and anxiety about competing in future comps. Growing the game anyone? Submitted by Indran Naidoo From the editor “For true success, it matters what our goals are. And it matters how we go about attaining them. The means are as important as the ends. How we get there is as important as where we go.” – Old Tom Morris

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